Magic

Ryan: Mom, I want to do a magic trick for you in my room.

Me: Okay.

Ryan: Sit down here. See this coin? I'm going to make it go in my ear. Excuse me for a second. ::disappears behind bed:: Don't look!
A few seconds pass..."Abracadabra". He emerges from behind the bed, head tilted to the side. The coin falls from the upper ear almost before I could even see it there.

Ryan: Did you see that? It feel out of my ear. I'm amazing, aren't I?!