Going Gray

This child of mine(Ryan) is going to make me gray before my time! He has taken to carrying large and/or heavy items up and down the stairs. If I try to help him by completing the move he throws a fit and immediately takes the item the opposite way on the steps. Jay says he is proving his masculinity and it's an accomplishment for him to do these [crazy] things. Man, I didn't think macho guy stuff kicked in until puberty! Boy are we in for trouble!