It Must Be Nice to Have a Wife

So, you remember my parents are visiting. This has prompted me to think about how nice it would be to have a wife. I wake up in the morning(after sleeping in because someone else got Ryan out of bed) and the dishes are done. I didn't even have to make dinner yesterday. I did help though-I guess I can't give it all up at once;-) It's amazing, while I'm not paying attention the grass gets mowed, the floor gets vacuumed and groceries appear in the fridge! Man, I am getting spoiled!!!